Real Life Excuses for School Absenteeism

Excuses, excuses!! Relish the creativity, grammar and sheer literary alacrity in these real excuses given for students being absent from school.

Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

Dear school: Please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33 and also 34.

George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

I had to keep Willie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didnít know what size she were.

Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

Chris could not be in school cuz he had an acre in his side.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Execute Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Lillie was absent yesterday because she had a going over.

My son in under the doctorís care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt on the growing part.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He have very loose vowels.

Please execute Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He have very loose vowels.

Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday. He had the fuel.

Maryanne was absent for a few days because she had a fever, shore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was sick too. Fever and soar throte. Her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnít the best either. Soar throat, fever. There must be a flu going around. Her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administerating.

Please exkuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahear, diaheah, dyeh, (he got shits).

Excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick & I had her shot.

Irving was absent this morning because she miss his bust.

Please execute Johnny for being. It was his fatherís fault.