(Judy,8)
�Once I�m done with kindergarten, I�m going to find me a wife.�
(Tom,5)
�On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.�
(Mike, 9)
�You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she�ll want to have videos of the wedding.�
(Jim, 10)
�Never kiss in front of other people. It�s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.�
(Kally, 9)
�It�s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.�
(Lynette, 9)
�It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I�m just a kid. I don�t need that kind of trouble.�
(Kenny, 7)
�No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That�s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.�
(Jan, 9)
�I think you�re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn�t supposed to be so painful.�
(Harlen, 8)
�Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.�
(Roger, 9)
�If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don�t want to do it. It takes too long.�
(Leo, 7)
�If you want to be loved by somebody who isn�t already in your family, it doesn�t hurt to be beautiful.�
(Jeanne, 8)
�It isn�t always just how you look. Look at me, I�m handsome like anything and I haven�t got anybody to marry me yet.�
(Gary, 7)
�Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.�
(Christine,9)
�They want to make sure their rings don�t fall off because they paid good money for them.�
(Dave, 8)
�I�m in favor of love as long as it doesn�t happen when �The Simpsons� is on television.�
(Anita, 6)
�Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.�
(Bobby, 8)
�I�m not rushing into being in love. I�m finding fourth grade hard enough.�
(Regina, 10)
�One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.�
(Ava, 8)
�Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.�
(Del, 6)
�Don�t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain�t the same thing as love.�
(Alonzo, 9)
�One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it�s something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me.�
(Bart, 9)
�Just see if the man picks up the check. That�s how you can tell if he�s in love.�
(John, 9)
�Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.�
(Brad, 8)
�It�s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it�s just like how their hearts are on fire.�
(Christine, 9)
�The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.�
(Michelle, 9)
�You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best of you.�
(Doug, 7)
�It might help to watch soap operas all day.�
(Carin, 9)
�It�s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That�s why I stopped doing it.�
(Jean, 10)
�Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.�
(Tom, 7)
�Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.�
(Randy, 8)
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